I have cats. And Shabby Princess and I laugh about how we are the crazy cat ladies. We text cat memes and buy each other cards featuring cats dressed in clothes. We're just terribly funny. Welp, on a few occasions she has threatened to buy this swimsuit for me. Mostly because it's creepy but also because she knows I'd wear it.
Arriving home yesterday, after a long day of cycling, I checked the mail to find a mysterious package from China. No note, no company name, just a return address of China and a folded up garment. A folded up garment featuring cats. Creepy looking cats. Based on the lycra=esque fabric, I chuckled and thought that SP had gone through with her
Nope. Cat pants. An entire pair of stretchy pants featuring cats with upside down crosses on their heads, which I can only assume are supposed to be sparkles? The Cyclist exclaimed, "SATANIC CATS!" Yep. These pants are disturbing at best.
Entirely puzzled. Who else would think this was funny enough to actually spend their hard earned money on cat pants? CAT PANTS, y'all! I have to know, did you do this to me? Because it is beyond hilarious. Well played, cat friend, well played.
I can only assume you are supposed to wear them with heels and a tank.
Don't want to take away from the catasticness of the britches.
Fess up. Are you the prankster behind the cat pants?